MMA Fight Shorts
Haters will always hate, especially when youâre chillinâ by the pool or at the beach sippinâ on your favorite canned poison and theyâre all out of booze. Donât give in when they approach you with, âSharing is caringâ â stay strong, tough guy. Stick to your guns with Metal Mulishaâs D Lush II trunks and youâll never succumb to their deceiving words. These boards feature a busy allover distressed brand sublimated print with helmet skull logos and medieval-inspired lettering. Theyâre pretty fly, for sure, but the best part about these babies is their ability to store an entire 6-pack. With zippered pockets at the sides of both legs, two zippered pockets at the front hips, and hook and loop fastener straps along the waist, theyâve got plenty of room to stash your brews. Make those sorry suckers wish they were as savvy as you. Get down and party hardy, dude. 
You donât need to prove that youâre on top of the totem pole â itâs evident from the amount of outrageous swagger in your step. Still, it couldnât hurt to drive the point with the Echelon boardshorts from Metal Mulisha. These super-sweet boardshorts offer a variety of sick Metal Mulisha graphics along its surface while its 4-way stretch fabric wonât hamper your poolside struttinâ. 
Hit up the boardwalk in knock out gear with these BJ Penn signature 4-Way stretch shorts by RVCA! 
Any novice may think you're pure chaos, but the truth is that there's a method to your madness and you always come out victorious. Featuring a contrast stripe highlighted by a printed helmet-chevron logo down the left side, arched branding across the back and a fold-over hook & loop tab at the front waist to secure the drawstring, the Strategize fight shorts from Metal Mulisha are the perfect way to show off your true skills. 
Some people call you OCD. You prefer to think of yourself as particular. You have a certain expectation when it comes to boardshorts. They need to be 4-way stretch, repel water and look awesome as well. It just so happens that these Precise Metal Mulisha shorts meet all these requirements. The rugged MM branding sublimated graphics on the left leg especially meet the âlooks awesomeâ requirement. Sometimes it pays to be picky. 
Love him or hate him, Nick Diaz is one of the best fighters in the world. With his unorthodox fighting stance, his lightning-fast striking, his perseverance andâabove allâhis swagger, Nick Diaz is one of MMAâs most colorful personalities. Represent the bad boy from the big 209 by rocking his signature UFC 143 Revelation fight shorts from Metal Mulisha. Designed for the fighter of the future, these shorts feature a unique side closure with a silicone-beaded drawcord for that easy fit, an anti-chafing interior waistband, Metal Mulisha embroidery on the front and back, a side pocket for your mouth guard and printed graphics at the sides. In addition, these stylish shorts feature no inseam construction and durable, water-resistant 4-way stretch material that retains its memory. With shorts like these, youâll be throwing deadly combos in no time. 
So youâre now pretty much a surfing pro, and itâs time for a promotion. Move yourself up in the ranks with these Major boardshorts from Metal Mulisha and take command of the waves. Featuring a huge plastisol Metal Mulisha helmet logo at the left leg, a pocket with a hook and loop closure at the back of the right leg and a rubberized Metal Mulisha tag by their comfortable fly closure, these shorts will have the entire beach making way before a professional like you. 
There's this chick you've had your eye on for some time. She has gorgeous blonde hair and a rockin' bod, but it's more than that â she has this dark, mysterious vibe about her. You've been biding your time and waiting for the right time to approach her. The Blake 3D V Flap jeans from Affliction will show her that you're not the average guy. These relaxed straight fit jeans feature a dark wash, whiskering, a raised 3D effect V on the back pockets, contrast stitching and custom fleur de lis logo hardware. She'll succumb to your spell in no time. 
The beach season is here, and itâs time to show the ladies the bod youâve been working on at the gym all winter long. Sport these Lift boardshorts from Metal Mulisha and add some style to your macho looks the next time you hit the beach! These lightweight trunks feature contrast panels, printed Metal Mulisha graphics at both legs, a rubberized Metal Mulisha tag by the tie front and a zippered side pocket. Lift your swagger to a whole new level! 
WARNING - to click away from these shorts, would be detrimental to your legendary status as the local surf god! You must grab these cutting edge Detriment 4-Way Stretch Hybrids before some nobody beats you to them and usurps your power. These may just look like shorts, but they perform just like your favorite boardshorts. You could go from hanging out with your crew to hitting the surf without missing a beat. Basically, they combine the best features of boardies and walk shorts, allowing you to do your thing without the hassle of changing. Look, you gotta protect your turf and don't want to be left in the dust. 
In high school, you werenât a glamour queen. You didnât dress like a beauty show contestant every day or follow which scuzzy girl was currently dating the captain of the football team â you were there to learn. Fast forward ten years and itâs a whole new story. You got into a good college, graduated, and became a successful working professional with a handsome salary. Now since youâve got time and money to spare, youâre ready to break out and show off the rockinâ bod youâve kept under wraps all these years. Make your fellow high school âgirlfriendsâ green with envy and all the boys who ignored you drool by wearing these slim-fitting Raquel 3D Federation jeans from Affliction. These totally cute jeans are decked out in custom Affliction logo hardware and are artfully distressed for the perfect worn-in favorite jeans look without repeated wearings or washings. Ten-year high school reunion? Bring it on! 
Lots of women claim that they don't need to be rescued â but every time you go out, you see dozens of smokin' hot females attached to subpar guys wearing yuppie little outfits. When did men stop acting like men? Show 'em how real men act and dress in Affliction's Cooper Iron Fleur Flap jeans. They feature dyed whisker detail, a stitched, mesh-like overlay on the front pockets, a fleur de lis embroidered on the back pockets with the same mesh-like overlay, and custom metal logo hardware and buttons. In addition, these relaxed boot-cut jeans feature a dark wash and slight distressing. Real men always look good, are respectful towards women and fight for a lady's honor. Luckily, women have a guy like you, who liberates bored ladies on a daily basis with rugged charm and dangerous sex appeal. Go get 'em, Tiger. 
An effective Metal Mulisha Troop knows that in order to keep in fighting condition, he needs to adapt to any situation. These Advantage walkshorts are able to tackle any challenge on land or in the water. As a pair of stylinâ cargo shorts that perform like a pair of boardshorts, they are ideal for missions when you might need to migrate from land or sea and back at a momentâs notice. They also look totally sick, which never hurts a Troopâs status with the ladies. 
All your gnarly plans of world domination will come to fruition as you walk tall and carry a big stick with these Metal Mulisha Execute shorts. With allover woven stripes, the Metal Mulisha skull embroidered on the left leg and the brand name printed beneath the back right pocket, these walkshorts will have the world's leaders bowing down to you. 
Youâve been known to try your luck at various games of chance, but thereâs one thing you never take a risk with â your style. Use the Ace up your sleeve to make tonight the luckiest one yet with these jeans from Affliction! With a slew of features like rough edges and abrasions, metal stud detailing, three-dimensional Vs at the back pockets and woven Affliction patches, these classic jeans will leave you with all the cards when it comes to wooing the ladies. The deck youâre interested in stacking is one with all the phone numbers youâve been given.
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